New Murphy's Sex Laws
Just do it but safely (Christian Fernandez mendizabal_c@niac.com)
1.9 out of 10 dentists recommend oral sex....
2."A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
3.A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
4.A harp is a nude piano.
5.Enjoy me, I may never pass this way again.
6.Having two bathrooms ruins the capacity to co-operate.
7.Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
8.Honeymoon: time between "I do" and "you'd better"
9.I can resist anything but temptation.
10.I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
11.If you can't be good, be careful.
12.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
13.Impropriety is the soul of wit.
14.The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
15.Two is company, three is an orgy.
16.1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast.
17.Adultery is the application of democracy to love. -- H.L. Mencken
18.Celibacy: most unnatural of perversions.
19.Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
20.Love means having to say you're sorry every 5 minutes
21."Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature."
22.Money won't buy happiness, but it's a great down payment.
23.Seven Deadly Sins: All the good stuff in a short list.
24.Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie.
25.Sexy women are nature's way of saying 'keep it up!'
26.Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school.
27.Save energy: be apathetic.
28.Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H. L. Menchen
29.Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
30.Love isn't love until you give it away.
31.Get forgiveness now - tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
32. 3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
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